Mar 26
My brother’s just opened a
shop.
Really? How’s he doing?
Six months. He opened it with a
crowbar.
Mar 26
Big Brother: That planet
over
there is Mars.
Little Brother: Then that other one must be Pa’s.
Mar 26
My brother’s one
of the
biggest stickup men in town.
Gosh is he really?
Yes, he’s a
six-foot-six billposter.
Mar 26
Little Brother: I’m going to
buy a sea horse.
Big Brother: Why?
Little Brother: Because I want
to play water polo!
Mar 26
Dad: Don’t be
selfish. Let
your brother use the sled half the time.
Son: I do, Dad. I use it going
down the hill and he gets to use it
coming up!
Mar 26
Mum: Why does your little brother
jump up and down before taking his medicine?
Boy: Because he read
the label, and it said ’shake well before
using.’
Mar 26
Mummy Monster: What are you doing
with that saw and where’s your
little brother ?
Young Monster:
Hee, hee ! He’s my half-brother now!
Mar 26
Did the bionic
monster have a
brother ?
No, but he had lots of trans-sisters!
Mar 26
‘What’s your father’s
occupation?’ asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academic
year.
‘He’s a conjurer, Ma’am,’ said the new boy.
‘How
interesting. What’s his favourite trick?’
‘He saws people in
half.’
‘Gosh! now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?’
‘One
half brother and two half sisters.’
Mar 26
Michael: It’s hard for my
sister to eat.
Maureen: Why ?
Michael: She can’t bear to stop
talking.