Mar 26
Do you like my new baby sister ?
The
stalk bought her.
Hmm, it looks as if the stalk dropped her on
her head.
Mar 26
My sister went
on a crash
diet.
Is that why she looks a wreck ?
Mar 26
Why does your sister have yeast and
shoe polish for breakfast ?
Because she wants to rise and
shine.
Mar 26
Doctor, Doctor! my sister thinks
she’s an elevator.
Tell her to come in.
I can’t. She doesn’t
stop at this floor.
Mar 26
Alfie was listening to his
sister practice her singing. ‘ Sis,’ he said, ‘I wish you’d sing
Christmas carols.’
‘That’s nice of you, Alfie,’ she replied. ‘Why
?’
‘Then I’d only have to hear you once a year !’
Mar 26
My sister is so dim she thinks that
a cartoon is a song you sing in a car.
Jan 05
So you are distantly related to the
family next door, are you?
Yes- their dog is our dog’s
brother.
Jan 05
A scoutmaster asked one of his
troop what good deed he had done for the day. ‘Well,’ said the Scout.
‘Mum had only one dose of castor oil left, so I let my baby
brother
have it.’
Jan 05
First Boy: Why is your brother
always flying off the handle
?
Second Boy: Because he’s got a screw
loose !
Jan 05
Peter: My brother wants
to work
badly!
Anita: As I remember, he usually does !