Mar 30
Why are hamburgers essential to
football?
Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!
Mar 30
Why aren’t burgers too
good at
basketball?
Too many turnovers!
Mar 30
Why can any hamburger run the mile in under
four
minutes?
Because it’s a FAST food!
Mar 30
Why did the pro football player from the
last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?
He wanted to
know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!
Mar 30
Why do
burgers laugh when you surround them
with pickles?
Who knows - maybe they’re picklish!
Mar 30
Why do burgers run the gauntlet?
To test
their meattle!
Mar 30
Why do hamburgers act brilliantly on
stage?
They give meaty performances - especially if they are in their
prime!
Mar 30
Why do hamburgers feel sad at
barbecues?
They get to meet their old flames!
Mar 30
Why do hamburgers make good
baseball
players?
They’re great at the plate!
Mar 30
Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?
They
won’t talk no matter how you grill them!