Mar 29
What old-time song is the burgers’
favourite?
‘Hammy’ - as sung by Al Jolson!
Mar 29
What song do burgers sing on the
job?
Gristle While You Work!
Mar 29
What system do they teach in Hamburger High’s
math courses?
The meatric system, silly!
Mar 29
When can you count on a hamburger in an
emergency?
When the chips are down!
Mar 29
When do burgers quit their jobs?
The day
they decide to meat LOAF!
Mar 29
When do hamburgers most enjoy
watching
TV?
During PRIME time!
Mar 29
When does a hamburger wear a look like a smile
button?
When somebody says, ‘Well done’!
Mar 29
When the crooked hamburger took it on the
‘lamb’, where did it go?
Oh, ‘ewe’ know!
Mar 29
Where can a burger get a great night’s
sleep?
On a bed of lettuce!
Mar 29
Where do the burgers go on New Year’s
Eve?
To a meat ball!