Mar 31
Conductor, this bus
was very slow!
Oh, I
expect we’ll pick up speed now you’re getting off!
Mar 31
Have you
heard that all the buses and trains
are stopping today?
No. Is there a strike?
No, they’re stopping
to let the passengers off.
Mar 31
What have I got in
my hands?
A double
decker bus!
You looked!
Mar 31
Do buses and trains run on time?
Usually, yes.
No, they don’t. Buses run on wheels and trains run on the
tracks.
Mar 31
Does this bus stop at the river?
If it
doesn’t there’ll be a very big splash.
Mar 31
Conductor, do you stop
at the Savoy Hotel?
I should say not, on my salary!
Mar 31
‘Is everyone in the bus?’ asked the
driver
before he closed the door.
‘No,’ called a lady, ‘wait until I
get my clothes on.’
All the passengers in the bus turned
towards the door to look at the
woman. She got on with a bag full of
laundry.
Mar 31
Janet: What’s the
difference between a cake
and a school bus ?
Jill: I don’t know.
Janet: I’m glad I didn’t
send you to pick up my birthday cake !
Mar 31
Which end of a bus is it best to get
off?
It doesn’t matter. Both ends stop.