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What is the difference between a
bus driver
and a cold?
One knows the stops, the other stops the nose.

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What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.

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What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a
skunk?
I don’t know but it could always get a seat on a bus!

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What did the bus conductor say to the frog?
Hop
on.

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Why did the bat miss the bus?
Because he hung
around for too long.

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Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a

bus driver.
Witch: Well, I won’t stand in your way.

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How do eels get around the
seabed?
They go
by octobus.

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Bus passenger: I’d like a ticket to New York,

please.
Ticket seller: By Buffalo? Bus passenger: Of course not,
I’m in the
bus queue, aren’t I?

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