Apr 03
What did the cannibal have for
lunch?
Baked beings (beans).
Apr 03
How can you help a starving cannibal?
Give
them a hand !
Apr 03
What’s the definition of a cannibal?
Some
who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!
Apr 03
What do cannibal say when they say
grace?
”We thank you,Lord, for our daily dead!”
Apr 03
What did the cannibal
say to the
explorer?
”Nice to meat you”!
Apr 03
What do pygmy cannibals eat for
breakfast?
Weedie Bix!!
Apr 03
What happened when the cannibal crossed the
Atlantic on
the QE2?
He told the waiter to take the menu away and
bring him the passenger
list!
Apr 03
Why don’t cannibals like to eat Carl
Lewis?
He gives them runs!
Apr 03
Why won’t cannibals eat Frank
Sinatra?
Because he’s always coming back!
Apr 03
What do sick cannibals have for
breakfast?
Vitamin bills!