Apr 03
Why would the cannibal only eat babies?
He
was on a diet!
Apr 03
What happened when the cannibal got a
religion?
He only ate Catholics on Fridays!
Apr 03
Why didn’t the cannibal eat Mike
Tyson?
He thought he would give him a paunch!
Apr 03
What happened when the cannibal bit off a
missionary’s ear?
He had his first taste of Christianity!
Apr 03
Why did the Scottish cannibal
live on a
sugar plantation?
He said ”So that I can feed my lads with
m’lasses!
Apr 03
Why was the
cannibal looking
peeky?
Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
Apr 03
Which is the only day you
you are safe in
a cannibal village ?
Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter
instead)!
Apr 03
What happened to
the cannibal lion?
He
had to swallow his pride!
Apr 03
Why do cannibals make suitcases out of
peoples
heads?
Because they’re headcases !
Apr 03
What happened to the entertainer who did
a show for the cannibals ?
He went down really well !