Apr 03
First cannibal: Come and have dinner in
our but tonight.
Second cannibal: What are you having?
First
cannibal: Hard-boiled legs.
Apr 03
First Cannibal: “Have you seen the
dentist?”
Second Cannibal: “Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time.”
Apr 03
Why did
the cannibal eat the tightrope
walker?
He wanted a balanced meal.
Apr 02
Did you hear
about the cannibal who
joined the police force?
He said he wanted to grill his suspects.
Apr 02
Did you hear about the
cannibal who
commited suicide?
He got himself into a real stew.
Apr 02
Cannibals capture three men. The men
are
told that they will be skinned and eaten and then their skin will
be used to make canoes. Then they are each given a final request. The
first man asks to be killed as quickly and painlessly as possible.
His
request is granted, and they poison him. The second man asks for
paper
and a pen so that he can write a farewell letter to his
family. This
request is granted, and after he writes his letter, they
kill him saving
his skin for their canoes. Now it is the third man’s
turn. He asks for a
fork. The cannibals are confused, but it is his
final request, so they
give him a fork. As soon as he has the fork
he begins stabbing himself
all over and shouts, “To hell with your
canoes!”
Apr 02
A cannibal son and
his father are out
looking for food. They are watching people walk down
the street. The
son suggested a particularly plump woman and the father
rejected
saying that she’s too fatty. Later on the son asked about a
very
skinny woman. Again the father refused saying that she’s to
skinny.
After a while the son pointed out a very attractive woman.” sure
son”
the father replied, drooling. “We’ll take her home and eat you
mother!”
Apr 02
Q. What did the cannibal’s wife give her
husband when he came home late for dinner?
A. The cold
shoulder.
Apr 02
First cannibal: We had burglars last night.
Second cannibal: Did they taste good?
Apr 02
First cannibal: I don’t know
what to
make of my husband these days.
Second cannibal: How about a curry?