Apr 02
The cannibal king was having
dinner when
a servant came running in.
“Your Majesty,” he said, “the slaves are
revolting!”
“You don’t have to tell me,” said the king. “I’m
trying to eat
them.
“Where did we get these slaves anyway?”
“From
the country next door,” replied the servant.
“We must get a new
butcher,” said the king. “Bring me Delia Smith.”
“We can’t, Your
Majesty, she’s still cooking for you.”
“Well, bring her to me once
she’s crispy enough,” said the
king.
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Apr 02
What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?
Meals on wheels.
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Apr 02
What is the cannibals’ favorite game?
Swallow my Leader.
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Apr 02
What happened to the cannibal lion?
He
had to swallow his pride.
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Apr 02
Did you hear about the cannibal who went
vegetarian?
He couldn’t stop eating swedes.
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Apr 02
Cannibal Boy: I’ve brought a friend
home
for dinner.
Cannibal Mom: Put him in the fridge and we’ll have him
tomorrow.
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Apr 02
A
cannibal chief was just about to stew
his latest victim for dinner when
the man protested,
“You can’t
eat me ? I’m the manager!”
“Well,” said the cannibal, “soon
you’ll be a manager in chief.”
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Apr 02
First cannibal: My wife’s a tough old bird.
Second cannibal: You should have left her in the oven for another
half
an hour.
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Apr 02
A cannibal’s dillema: If God didn’t want us
to eat people,
why did he make them out of meat?
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Apr 02
A man is captured by cannibals,
every day
they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their
food.Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, “Hey, you can kill
me or you can eat me, but I’m tired of getting stuck for
drinks!”
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