Apr 02
Cannibal: Mom, mom, I’ve been eating a
missionary and I feel sick !
Mom: Well, you know what they say - you
can’t keep a good man down
!
Apr 02
Was the principal’s brother really a
missionary?
He certainly was. He gave the people of the Cannibal Islands
their
first taste of Christianity !
Apr 02
When a plane caught fire over the jungle the
pilot ejected and landed in a cannibal’s pot. The cannibal turned
to
his friend and said, ‘What’s this flier doing in my soup?’
Apr 02
1st
Cannibal: I don’t know what to make
of my boyfriend these days.
2nd Cannibal: How about a hotpot ?
Apr 02
What did the cannibal’s parents
say when
she brought her boyfriend home ?
‘Lovely, dear, he looks good
enough to eat!’
Apr 02
First cannibal: Who
was that girl I saw
you with last night ?
Second cannibal: That was no girl, that was my
supper !
Apr 02
Two cannibals
were having lunch. ‘Your
girlfriend makes a great soup,’ said one to
the other.
‘Yes!’
agreed the first. ‘But, U’m going to miss her terribly.’
Apr 02
Two cannibals were having their dinner. One
said to the other, ‘I don’t like your friend.’
The other one
replied, ‘Well put her to one side and just eat the
greens.’
Apr 02
Why did the cannibal break up with his
girlfriend?
She didn’t suit his taste!
Apr 01
How can you help a starving cannibal?
Give him a helping hand.