Apr 14
A businessman was traveling in the train
and his
seat was reserved in the last couch of the train. Every
time the train
stops at station and he faced so much of problem as all
shops to
purchase eatables were far off. He was very upset and
every time he was
remembering that’s all happened because I am in the
last couch. When he got
down at the destination station, he asked
the station person that he
wants to lodge a complaint against the
railway staff. The complaints and
suggestions book was given to him
and he wrote: ” There should not be
any last couch in the train. If
there is any last couch in the train,
it should be kept somewhere
in the middle.
written by Jokester
Apr 14
I saw the most beautiful
cars in the
window of a dealership recently. A sales man came out and
said:
‘Come on in. They’re bigger than ever and they last a lifetime!’
Later I learned he was talking about the payments.
written by Jokester
Apr 14
What do you get if you cross an Egyptian
mummy with a car mechanic?
Toot and Car Man.
written by Jokester
Apr 14
Q: What did the first stoplight say to
the second
stoplight?
A: Don’t look I’m changing!!
written by Jokester
Apr 14
Hawk and Tom were talking in the bar.
Hawk said,” I just got kicked off the course for breaking 60.”
Tom
looked at him, amazed. ” Breaking 60? That’s amazing!”
Hawk smiled
and said,” Yeah, I never knew a golf cart could go that
fast!”
written by Jokester
Apr 14
The only thing wrong with a perfect
drive to work is that you
end up at work.
written by Jokester
Apr 14
Q. What has one horn and gives milk?
A A milk truck.
written by Jokester
Apr 14
Q: What kind of a car does a crazy man
drive?
A: A LOCOmotive.
written by Jokester
Apr 13
Why is an old car like a baby
playing?
Because it goes with a rattle.
written by Jokester
Apr 13
What did the jack say to the
car?
“Can I give you a lift?”
written by Jokester