Apr 13
What part of a car is the
laziest?
The wheels. They are always tired.
Apr 13
What is the best thing to take when
you’re run over?
The number of the car that hit you.
Apr 13
If an electric train travels 90
miles an hour in a westerly direction and the wind is blowing from the
north, in which direction is the smoke blowing?
There is no smoke
from an electric train!
Apr 13
What driver doesn’t have a
license?
A screw driver.
Apr 13
What kind of ears do trains
have?
Engineers (engine ears).
Apr 13
Who drives away all of his
customers?
A taxicab driver.
Apr 13
What kind of car drives over
water?
Any kind of car, if it goes over a bridge.
Apr 13
Where do cars get the most
flat
tires?
Where there is a fork in the road.
Apr 13
What is the difference between a
locomotive engineer and a teacher?
One minds the train, the other
trains the mind.
Apr 13
What happens if an
axe falls on your
car?
You have an ax-i-dent (accident).