Apr 13
What would you have if your car’s
motor was in flames?
A fire engine.
Apr 13
What did the big carburettor say to the
little carburettor?
“Don’t inhale so fast or you’ll choke.”
Apr 13
What is a banged-up used
car?
A
car in first-crash condition.
Apr 13
What did the man put on his car when
the weather was cold?
An extra muffler.
Apr 13
Why did the man put his car in the
oven?
Because he wanted a hot rod.
Apr 13
What do you call a pretend railway
?
A play station !
Apr 13
What do you call a person who falls onto
you on a train ?
A laplander !
Apr 13
What do you call someone who draws funny
pictures of
motor vehicles ?
A car-toonist !
Apr 13
What do you call a group of cars ?
A
clutch !
Apr 13
Q: What do you call a laughing
motorcycle?
A: A Yamahahaha