Apr 17
What do you call a black cat than can spring up to
a six foot wall ?
A good jumpurr !
Apr 17
Why are black cats such good singers?
They’re
very mewsical.
Apr 17
Teacher: Name four members of the cat
family
Pupil: Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens !
Apr 17
Which big cat should
you never play cards with
?
A cheetah !
Apr 17
Why was the cat so small ?
Because it only ate
condensed milk !
Apr 17
What is another way to describe
a cat ?
A
heat seeking missile !
Apr 17
A guy walks into a laundry run by cats. “Excuse
me”, he said to
the cat in charge, “Can you get milk stains out?”
“Sure,” replied
the cat. “We’ll have that stain licked in a
minute!”