Apr 17
Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
Because
of the tree bark.
Apr 17
If a cat won an Oscar, what would he get?
An
a-cat-emy award.
Apr 17
When you call a dog, they usually come to
you.
When you call a cat; they take a message.
Apr 17
“Doctor,” said the
patient, “I need help! I
can’t stop acting like a cat!”
“How long have you had this problem?”
the doctor asked.
“Lest’s see,” said the patient, “Mom had the
litter in ‘41
Apr 16
There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out.
How
many were left ?
None. They were all copy cats !
Apr 16
What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on
the sea ?
A catameringue !
Apr 16
Why is a crazy marmalade cat like
a biscuit
?
They are both ginger nuts !
Apr 16
What do you call a cat that has just
eaten a
whole duck ?
A duck filled fatty puss !