Apr 16

What kind of cat should you take into the

desert ?
A first aid kitty !

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Apr 16

Why do cats chase birds ?
For a lark !

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Apr 16

What do cats read in the morning ?
Mewspapers
!

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Apr 16

On what should you mount a statue of your cat
?
A caterpillar !

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Apr 16

What cat purrs more than any other ?
Purrsians
!

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Apr 16

Why did the cat put the letter “M” into the fridge
?
Because it turns “ice” into “mice” !

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Apr 16

When the cat’s away…..?
The house smells
better !

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Apr 16

Why was the cat so small ?
Because it only ate
condensed milk !

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Apr 16

What works in a circus, walks a
tightrope and
has claws ?
An acrocat !

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Apr 16

What do you call a cat wearing shoes ?
Puss in
boots !

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