Apr 16
What does a cat call a bowl of mice ?
A
purrfect meal !
Apr 16
What is another way to describe a cat ?
A heat
seeking missile !
Apr 16
What did the cat do when he swallowed some
cheese ?
He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath !
Apr 16
Why are cats longer
in the evening than they
are in the morning?
Because they’re let out in the evening and
taking in in the morning
!
Apr 16
Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin
?
There was some money in the kitty !
Apr 16
Why did the cat sleep under the
car
?
Because she wanted to wake up oily !
Apr 16
When is it unlucky to see a black cat ?
When
your a mouse !
Apr 16
Why do black cats never shave ?
Because 8 out
of 10 cats prefer whiskas !
Apr 16
What did the black cat say
to the fish
?
I’ve got a bone to pick with you !
Apr 16
What’s furry, has whiskers and
chases outlaws
?
A posse cat !