Apr 16
What is a black cat’s favourite TV show
?
Miami Mice !
Apr 15
Q: Why do cats eat fur balls? - A: Because they
love a good
gag!
Apr 15
Q: What do you call a cat when he first wakes up
with the alarm
clock? - A: Catsup!
Apr 15
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed
me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and
take
good care of me… They must be Gods!
A cat thinks: Hey,
these people I live with feed me, love me, provide
me with a nice warm,
dry house, pet me, and take good care of me… I
must be a God!
Apr 15
Brother: Did you put the cat out ? Sister: Why, is
it on
fire ?
Apr 15
What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool
?
She had mittens !
Apr 15
What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot
?
A carrot !
Apr 15
How do cats eat spaghetti ?
The same as
everyone else - they put it in their mouths!
Apr 15
How do cats
eat spaghetti ?
The same as
everyone else - they put it in their mouths!