Apr 20
A sweet little boy
surprised his
grandmother one morning and brought her a cup of coffee. He
made it himself
and was so proud. He anxiously waited to hear the
verdict on the
quality of the coffee. The grandmother had never in her life
had such
a bad cup of coffee, and as she forced down the last sip she
noticed three of those little green army guys in the bottom of the
cup.
She asked, “Honey, why would three little green army guys be in the
bottom of my cup?”
Her grandson replied, “You know grandma, it’s
like on TV, ‘The best
part of waking up is soldiers in your cup.”
written by Jokester
Apr 20
A father is asked by his
friend, “Has
your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?”
“Yes, he
wants to be a garbage collector,” he replies
To this his friend
responds, “Strange ambition to have for a career.”
“Well, he
thinks that garbage collectors only work on Tuesdays!”
written by Jokester
Apr 20
Father: What did you learn in school today
?
Son: That three and three are seven.
Father: Three and three are
six !
Son: I guess I didn’t learn anything today then !
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Apr 20
Father: You’ve
got 4 D’s and a C on
your report.
Son: “Maybe I concentrated too much on the one subject
!”
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Apr 20
Mother:
Let me see your report
son.
Son: Here it is, Mother, but don’t show it to Dad. He’s been helping
me !
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Apr 20
Mum: From now on your going to have free
school dinners.
Son:But, Mum, I don’t want three school dinners, one is
more than
enough !
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Apr 20
Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some
grass but you’ve only
drawn the cow ?
Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all
the grass !
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Apr 20
Son to his father as they watch television:
“Dad, tell me again how when you were a kid you had to walk all the
way
across the room to change the channel.”
written by Jokester
Apr 20
A whole family was caught in
a small boat
during a sudden storm off the shores of Florida, but towed
to
safety in Fort Lauderdale by the ever alert U.S. Coast Guard.
“I
always knew God would take care of us,” said the composed five
year
old daughter of the boat owner after the family got home.
“I like
to hear you say that,” beamed the mother. “Always remember
that God
is in His heaven watching over us.”
“Oh, I wasn’t talking
about THAT God,” the five year old
interrupted. “I was talking about
the COAST God.”
written by Jokester
Apr 20
After the baby was baptized,
her
four-year-old brother was crying inconsolably in the back seat of
the car.
“What’s the matter Johnny?” asked his concerned mother.
Johnny
replied: “that man said that he hoped our baby would be raised in a
good Christian home…I just want her to stay with you guys.”
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