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Little
Johnny’s class were on an outing
to their local police station where
they saw pictures, of the ten
most wanted men, tacked to a bulletin
board. On the way out of the
police station Little Johnny said to the
officer, “it was so nice of
you to put my daddy’s picture up there.”

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A
schoolteacher was trying to teach her
six-year old class students how
to say the pledge of allegiance to
the flag. The schoolteacher said,
O.K. children begin by putting
your hand over your little heart and repeat
with me, I pledge
allegiance to the HOLD IT! HOLD IT! Johnny, why is
your hand over your butt
cheek instead of your heart? Johnny relied! I
can’t. Teacher asks,
why not? Well you see, when my ant comes over to
pick me up and
pats my bottom and says, BLESS YOUR LITTLE HEART!!!!!!

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Mum: How can
you practice your trumpet
and listen to the radio at the same time ?
Son: Easy. I have two
ears!

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‘William, I’ve been told that you have
been fighting
with the boys next door,’ said mum.
‘yes, but they’re twins, so I
wanted some way to tell the
apart.’

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Eddie’s father called up to him, ‘Eddie, if
you don’t stop playing
that trumpet I think I’ll go
crazy!’
Eddy replied, ‘I think you are already, I stopped playing half an hour

ago.’

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George knocked on the door of his friend’s

house. When his friend’s mother answered he asked, ‘can Albert
come out
to play?’
‘No, said the mother, ‘it’s too
cold.’
‘Well, then,’ said George, ‘ can his football come out to play

?’

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‘Mum,’ yelled Johnny from the kitchen,
‘you know that dish you were
always worried that I would break
?’
‘Yes dear, what about it ?’
‘Well your worries are over.’

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A certain little boy had been spanked
by
his father one morning. When his dad came in from the office that

evening, the boy called out sulkily, ‘ Mum ! your husband’s just come

home.’

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John kept pestering his parents to buy a
video, but they said
they couldn’t afford one. So one day John came
home clutching a
package containing a brand-new video.
‘Where in
the World did you get the money to pay for that ?’ asked
his
father suspiciously.
‘It’s OK, Dad,’ replied John, ‘I’ve traded the
TV in for
it.’

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‘Mum, there’s a man at the door collecting
for the Old Folk’s Home.
Shall I give him Grandma ?’

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