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Jennifer: Are you coming to my party
?
Sandra: No, I ain’t.
Jennifer: Now, you know what Miss told us. Not
ain’t. It’s I am not
coming, he is not coming, she is not coming,
they are not coming.
Sandra: Blimey, ain’t nobody coming ?

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Grandma: You’ve left all your
crusts,
Mary. When I was your age I ate every one.
Mary: Do you still like
crusts, Grandma?
Grandma: Yes, I do.
Mary: Well, you can have
mine.

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Teacher: “Why do we have a
Thanksgiving
holiday?”
Student: “So we know when to start Christmas shopping!”

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Why did the
nutty kid throw a glass of
water out of the window?
He wanted to see a waterfall.

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Why did the nutty kid throw butter out
of
the window?
He wanted to see a butterfly.

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The teacher asked Simon to say his name

backwards.
“No mis” he replied

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Andy was away from school for 2 days because
he
had a flu. On the third day when he went back to school, his
teacher
told him how he felt.
I feel with my hands Miss !

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My granddaughter came to spend a few

weeks with me, and I decided to teach her to sew. After I had gone through

a lengthy explanation of how to thread the machine, she stepped
back,
put her hands on her hips, and said in disbelief, “You mean you
can do
all that, but you can’t operate my Game Boy?”

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Why was the mother flea
feeling down in
the dumps?
Because she thought her children were all going to the
dogs.

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“What
were you before you came to school,
boys and girls?” asked the teacher,
hoping that someone would say
“babies.” She was disappointed when all
the children cried out,
“Happy!”

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