Apr 18
Boy: Grandma, do you know how to
croak.
Grandma: No, I don’t think so. Why? Boy: Because Daddy says
he’ll
be a rich man when you do.
Apr 18
Mother: Did you get a good place in the
geography test?
Fred: Yes, Mum, I sat next to the cleverest kid in
the class.
Apr 18
Fred: Where does the new kid come from?
Harry: Alaska.
Fred: Don’t bother - I’ll ask her myself.
Apr 18
A naughty child was
irritating all the
passengers on the flight from London to New York. At last
one man
could stand it no longer. “Hey kid,” he shouted. “Why don’t
you go
outside and play?”
Apr 18
I had a funny dream last night, Mom.
Did
you?
I dreamed I was awake, but when I woke up I found I was
asleep.
Apr 18
Young
Vestal was walking in his Florida
backyard when an alligator bit him.
“Mama!” yelled the boy. “A
gator jus’ bit off mah foot!”
“Which one?” called his mother
from inside the cabin.
“How the hell should Ah know?!” he
shrieked. “They all look alike to
me!”
Apr 18
An honest seven-year-old admitted calmly to
her parents that
Billy Brown had kissed her after class.
“How did that happen?, ” gasped her mother.
“It wasn’t easy,”
admitted the young lady, “but three girls helped
me catch him!”
Apr 18
A little kid is sitting on a park bench
eating
abag of chocolates an old man walking by stops to say that if he
continues to eat like that he won`t live very long; indignantly the
kid says
” oh yeah my grandfather lived to be 104 years old” the
old man
replies “i’m sure he did kid.but it wasn`t from eating all
that chocolate
“oh no sir” says the kid, it was by minding his own
business !
Apr 18
Did
you hear about the boy who wanted to
run away to the circus ?
He ended up in a flea circus !
Apr 18
What’s the matter son?
The boy next door
said I look just like you?
What did you say?
Nothing he’s bigger
than me !