Apr 24
What do you get if you deep fry Santa
Claus?
Crisp Cringle.
Apr 24
What’s the most popular wine at
Christmas?
“I don’t like sprouts!”
Apr 24
Who brings the Christmas presents to
police stations?
Santa Clues.
Apr 24
Why is it so cold at Christmas?
It’s in
Decembrrrrr.
Apr 24
Did you hear that one of Santa’s reindeer
now
works for Proctor and Gamble?
Its true….Comet cleans
sinks!
Apr 24
Why does Santa Claus only have seven
reindeer?
Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly
Hills.
Apr 24
Why is
Christmas just like a day at the
office ?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all
the
credit.
Apr 24
What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they
were looking out their front
window?
“Looks like rein dear”
Apr 23
What’s Tarzan’s favourite Christmas
song?
Jungle bells.
Apr 23
How long does it take to burn a candle down
?
About a wick !