Apr 23
Who delivers presents to baby sharks at
Christmas ?
Santa Jaws !
Apr 23
One time Father Christmas lost his
underpants.
That’s how he got the name Saint Knickerless!
Apr 23
What does Father Christmas call his money
?
Iced lolly ?
Apr 23
I remember when Father Christmas first
passed his
sleigh-driving test. He came skidding down in front of the
toy factory.’Have
you passed?’ I asked.
Father Christmas pointly
proudly to the front of the sleigh. ‘See for
yourself!’ he called
proudly. ‘No-el plates!’
Apr 23
A group of mountain
climbers once heard
Father Christmas go past.
They must have had sharp ears!
They
were mountain-ears!
Apr 23
Father Christmas: I thought I asked you to
go out there and clear the snow!
I’m on my way, Father
Christmas.
Father Christmas: But you only have one welly on!
That’s all
right! There’s only one foot of snow!
Apr 23
I’ve had a slight
accident with your
sleigh, Father Christmas!
Father Christmas: Oh no! That sleigh was in
mint condition!
That’s all right….now it’s a mint with a
hole!
Apr 23
What does Dracula write on his Christmas
cards ?
Best vicious of the season
Apr 23
How do sheep greet each other at Christmas
?
A merry Christmas to ewe
Apr 23
Doctor, Doctor, Father Christmas gives us
oranges every Christmas. Now I think I’m turning into an
orange!
Have you tried playing squash?