Apr 23
Who made this Christmas pudding?
Our
chef. He’s a little green man who lives in a toadstool.
What did he use
to make it?
Elf-raising flour, of course.
Apr 23
Last year’s Christmas pudding was so
awful I threw it in the ocean.
That’s probably why the ocean’s full
of currants!
Apr 23
What can Santa give away and still keep?
A cold.
Apr 23
ELF: Santa, one of the reindeer swallowed my
pencil! What
should I do?
SANTA: Use a pen.
Apr 23
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child,
what would
he be called?
A subordinate claus.
Apr 23
Why does Santa’s sled get such good
mileage?
Because it has long-distance runners on each side.
Apr 23
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Crisp Cringle.
Apr 23
JUDY: What did the ghosts say to Santa
Claus?
MIKE: We’ll have a boo Christmas without you.
Apr 23
ELF NO. 1: What did
Santa shout to his
toys on Christmas Eve?
ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone, sack time!!