Apr 23
How do sheep in Mexico say
Merry
Christmas?
Fleece Navidad!
Apr 23
Who sings “Love me tender”, and makes
Christmas
toys?
Santa’s little Elvis.
Apr 23
Which of Santa’s reindeers needs to mind
his
manners the most?
“Rude”olph
Apr 23
What is the cow’s holiday greeting?
Mooooory Christmas!
Apr 22
I wouldn’t say that Christmas gnomes are
cross-eyed,
but when they cry the tears run down their back!
Apr 22
What do gnomes fear
most about
Christmas?
They’re afraid Father Christmas will give them the sack!
Apr 22
Father
Christmas: How do I stop a
Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?
Gnome : Put a five pound note
between his teeth and stick his head over
the side of the
sledge.
Apr 22
What song do Father Christmas’ gnomes sing
to him when he comes home cold on Christmas night?
Freeze a
jolly good fellow!
Apr 22
What’s a ghosts favourite Christmas
entertainment ?
A phantomime !
Apr 22
Father Christmas: Excuse me, but did I step
on your toes on my way out to get an ice-cream?
Lady: You
certainly did!
Father Christmas: Oh good! That means I’m back in the
right
row!