Apr 28
Q: What does Bill Clinton
have in common
with former great Presidents?
A: Absolutely nothing.
Apr 28
Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton
and Elvis?
A: Elvis was drafted and served proudly in the
Army.
Apr 28
Q: Why did the
IRS recently audit Bill
Clinton?
A: Because he filed as head of the household.
Apr 28
Q: How is Clinton’s
health care reform a
lot like his haircut?
A: It is a lot more expensive than it
looks.
Apr 28
President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do
something about Hillary’s room.
She complains that it’s the
ugliest room in the White House. Maid:
Yes,
Mr. President–I’ll
remove the mirrors right away.
Apr 28
Q: Why were the
Clintonites pushing the
BTU Tax?
A: Because they could spell it.
Apr 28
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a
confused child?
Because dad can’t keep his pants on and mom wants to
wear
them.
Apr 28
Q: Why aren’t Clinton White House staffers
given coffee
breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.
Apr 28
Q: How can you identify a
computer that
has been in use at the Clinton White House?
A: There is White-out on
the screen.
Apr 28
Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the
House
Gingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in a
car
together in Kansas. A tornado comes along and
whirls them up into the
air and tosses them thousands
of yards away. They all fall into a
daze.
When they come to and extract themselves from
the
vehicle, they realize they’re in the fabled Land of Oz.
They decide
to go see the famous Wizard of Oz. The
Wizard is known for granting
people their wishes.
Quayle says, “I’m going to ask the Wizard
for a brain.”
Gingrich responds, “I’m going to ask the Wizard for
a heart.”
Clinton speaks up, “Where’s Dorothy?”