Apr 28
Q: What’s Clinton doing to
make Americans
happy?
A: If you’ve paid your tax bill and have enough money left
to feed
your family–you’re happy.
Apr 28
Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton
were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a venture one
day,
they stopped at a service station to fill up the car with gas.
It
seemed that the owner of the station was once Hillary’s high
school love.
They exchanged hellos, and went on their way.
As they were driving on to their destination, Bill put his arm around
Hillary and said, “Well, honey, if you had stayed with him, you
would
be the wife of a service station owner today.”
She
smirked and replied, “No, if I had stayed with him, he would be
President of the United States.”
Apr 28
A bus filled with politicians was
driving
through the
countryside one day, on the campaign trail. The bus
driver,
caught up in the beautiful scenery, loses control and
crashes
into the ditch.
A farmer living nearby hears the horrible crash
and
rushes out to discover the wreckage. Finding the
politicians
he buries them.
The next day, the police come to the farm to
question the
man. “So you buried all the politicians?” asked the
police
officer. “Were they all dead?”
The farmer answered, “Some
said they weren’t, but you
know how politicians lie.”
Apr 27
Q: What’s the difference between Bill Clinton
and David Koresh?
A: Koresh only burned 85 people.
Apr 27
Q: What’s the differents between
Bill
Clinton and an elephant?
A: About 20 pounds and a jogging suit.
Apr 27
Q: How many Hillary Clintons
does it take
to change a light bulb?
A: One–she just holds the bulb and the
world revolves around her.
Apr 27
Q:
What’s the difference between Bill
Clinton and Joseph Stalin?
A: Some of Stalin’s subjects admired
him.
Apr 27
One night Bill Clinton was
awakened by
George Washington’s ghost in the
White House. “George, what is the
best thing I could do to help the
country?” Clinton asked.
“Set an
honest and honorable example, just as I did,” advised George.
The
next night the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moved through the dark
bedroom. “Tom, what is the best thing I could do to help the
country?”
Clinton asked.
“Cut taxes and reduce the size of government,”
advised Tom.
Clinton didn’t sleep well the next night, and saw yet
another figure
moving in the shadows. It was Abraham Lincoln’s ghost.
“Abe, what is
the
best thing I could do to help the country?”
Clinton asked.
Abe replied, “Go to the theater.”
Apr 27
Q: How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away
from the White House?
A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy
over to give her a ride.
Apr 27
Q:
When will there be a woman in the White
House?
A: When Hillary leaves town.