Apr 27
Q: What’s the difference between Bill
Clinton and a container of yogurt?
A: Yogurt has culture.
Apr 27
Q: What is the best thing that ever came out
of Arkansas?
A: Highway 55.
Apr 27
Q: Why does Clinton always have a stupid grin
on his
face?
A: He is stupid!
Apr 27
Q: Why is Clinton prone to losing his
voice?
A: He keeps having to eat his words.
Apr 27
Why does Bill Clinton wear
underwear?
To keep his ankles warm.
Apr 27
What did Clinton say when accused of copying
his homework from his
girlfriend at Oxford?
I did not have
textual relations with that woman.
Apr 27
Q: Why were there
two presidential
limousines in the inaugural parade?
A: The first one held the real
president while the second one contained
the president’s spouse, Bill
Clinton.
Apr 27
Q: How has Clinton made his
cabinet look
more like America?
A: Many of them have sixth grade reading
levels.
Apr 27
Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton
and Jimmy Carter?
A: Jimmy Carter waited until after the
inauguration to break his
promises.
Apr 27
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an
improper relationship
with
Monica Lewinsky?
Pres: Improper? …
Ain’t nothing improper about that. That was one of
the the sweetest
interns I’ve ever had.