Apr 29
Did you
hear about the Western Kentucky
professor who kissed the door goodbye and
slammed his wife as he went
by?
Apr 29
And then there was the UCLA professor
who
opened up his vest, pulled out his tie and wet his pants.
Apr 29
How do
you measure a Villanova graduate’s
I.Q.?
With a tire gauge.
Apr 29
Did you hear about the Penn State professor
who
went around in a revolving door for six hours because he
couldn’t
remember whether he was going in or coming out?
Apr 29
How many Wake Forest
fraternity brothers
does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
Seventeen. One to do it
and sixteen to shell the M&M’s.
Apr 29
What do you
call ten Utah State law
students standing ear to ear?
A wind tunnel.
Apr 29
How do you get a Texas Tech senior’s eyes to
sparkle?
Shine a flashlight in his ears.
Apr 29
Why did the Oregon State psychology
major
climb up the chain link fence?
To see what was on the other
side.
Apr 29
What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps
at thin air?
Collecting his thoughts.
Apr 29
“Did you hear? Lament’s gettin’ a
Ph.D.”
“What does Ph.D. stand for?”
“in his case, Pin-headed Dope.”