Jan 30
Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house?
A.
He uses “windows”.
Jan 30
Q: Which way did the programmer go?
A: He
went DATA way!
Jan 29
What did one
keyboard say to the other
keyboard?
Sorry, you’re not my type.
Jan 29
What did one mouse say to the other
mouse?
I get a click out of you.
Jan 29
What do computer experts do at weekends?
Go
for a disk drive.
Jan 29
What do you do if your computer hums?
Tell
it to change its socsks!
Jan 29
What do you get if you cross a computer
with a ballet dancer?
The Netcracker suite.
Jan 29
What do you get if you cross a computer with a
hamburger?
A big mac.
Jan 29
What do you get if you stuff your computer’s
disk drive
with herbs?
A thyme machine.