Jan 29
What do you get if you take your computer to
an ice
rink?
A slipped disk.
Jan 29
What’s the difference between your finger and
a
hammer?
I don’t know!
Well, you’re not using my computer
keyboard then!
Jan 29
When do computers
go to sleep?
When
it’s internight.
Jan 29
Where does an elephant carry its laptop?
In
its trunk.
Jan 29
Where is the best place to buy computer
software?
Washington C.D
Jan 29
Which football team to you need to connect up
your
computer?
Leeds.
Jan 29
Which kind of ink do you put in your
computer’s printer?
Black, Red or Iced?
Iced Ink?
Well, yes you do,
but I didn’t want to mention it.
Jan 29
Who holds up
stagecoaches and steals
laptop computers?
Click Turpin
Jan 29
You’re spending a lot of time at that
computer screen. Have you had your eyes checked?
No, they’ve always
been blue!