Jan 29
Would you like to buy a second-hand
computer?
I’m afraid not. I’m only able to type with one hand as it is.
Jan 29
Why
did the computer act crazy?
It had
a screw loose.
Jan 29
Why did the dish and spoon hide their
computer?
The cat kept fiddling with i.t.
Jan 29
Why did the duck stick his leg into a
computer?
He wanted to have webbed feet.
Jan 29
Why did the duck stick his leg into a
computer?
He wanted to have webbed feet.
Jan 29
Why do computer teachers never get
sick?
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Jan 29
Doctor, doctor, I keep
thinking I’m a
computer.
My goodness, you’d better come to my surgery right
away!
I can’t, my power cable won’t reach that far.
Jan 29
Doctor, doctor, I
keep thinking I’m a
laptop computer.
You’re just run down, let me give you some
vitamins.
No, thanks. But I could do with some new batteries.
Jan 28
Once a programmer drowned in the sea.
Many
Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was
shouting “F1 F1″ and nobody understood it.
Jan 28
The boy is smoking and
leaving smoke rings
into the air.
The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her
lover: “Can’t
you see the warning written on the cigarettes
packet, smoking is
injurious to health!”
The boy replies back:
“Darling, I am a programmer. We don’t worry
about warnings, we only
worry about errors.”