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A confused caller was having troubles printing

documents. He told the technician that the computer had said that
it
”could not find the printer.” The user had even tried
turning the
computer screen to face the printerbut his computer still
could not
’see’ the printer.

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“Do you turn on your computer with your left
hand
or your right hand?”
” My right hand.”
” Amazing!Most
people have to use the on/off switch.”

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Computer
helpline?
Everytime I log onto
the seven dwarfs website my computer screen goes
snow white….

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Customer: I think I’ve got a bug in my
computer.
Repairman: Does your computer make a humming noise?
Customer:
Yes.
Repairman: Then it must be a humbug!

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Helpline? I’ve just pushed a
piece of
bacon into my disk drive!
Has the computer stopped working?
No, but
there’s a lot of crackling.

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How do you stop your laptop batteries from

running out?
Hide their trainers.

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I’ve been on my computer all night!
Don’t
you think you’d be more comfortable on a bed like everyone

else?

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I’ve been sitting at this computer for hours
and I haven’t seen a
single website.
That’s because you’re
supposed to sit facing the screen.

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Mum, Mum,
Dad’s broken my
computer!
How did he do that?
I dropped it on his head.

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Pupil: In other schools, pupils get a

choice of computers to use.
Teacher: You get a choice her, too. Use the
one we’ve got or don’t
use any at all.

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