May 07
What is a cow’s
favourite TV show ?
Dr
Moo !
May 07
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would
you have ?
Plenty of milk !
May 07
What’s the best way to make a bull sweat ?
Put him in a tight jumper !
May 07
Why do cows like being told jokes ?
Because
they like being amoosed !
May 07
What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus
?
A cow that can milk itself !
May 07
Q. What does a cow make when the sun
comes
out?
A. A shadow
May 07
What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with
tanning
oil?
Pre-tanned leather.
May 06
Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?
In his beef case!
May 06
Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat?
To the calf-ateria!