May 06
Where
do cows like to ride on trains?
In
the cow-boose.
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May 06
Where do Danish cows come from?
Cowpenhagenf
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May 06
Where do milk shakes come from?
Nervous
cows!
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May 06
Where do Russian cows come from?
Moscow!
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May 06
Where do steers go to dance?
To the Meat
Ball!
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May 06
Where does a cow stop to drink?
The milky
way!
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May 06
Why are cpws made for dancing?
They’re all
born hoofers!
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May 06
Why couldn’t the cow leave the farm?
She was
pasteurized!
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May 06
Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers?
She heard he
was a cowpuncher!
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May 06
Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to
leave her
calf alone?
She thought children should be seen and not herded!
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