May 06
Why did the cow
jump over the moon?
To get
to the Milky Way!
May 06
Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?
He
wanted rich milk!
May 06
Why did the farmer fence in the bull?
The
farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!
May 06
Why did the
farmer put brandy in the cow’s
food?
He wanted to raised stewed beef!
May 06
Why did the farmer put his cow on
the
scales?
He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!
May 06
Why did the moron give
the sleepy cow a
hammer?
He wanted her to hit the hay!
May 06
Why doesn’t Sweden export it’s cattle?
It
wants to keep it’s Stockholm!
May 06
Why don’t cows ever have any
money?
Because the farmers milk them dry!
May 06
Why was he woman arrested on a
cattle ranch
for wearing a silk dress?
She was charged with rustling!