May 06
Why was the calf afraid?
He was a cow-herd!
May 06
Why wouldn’t anyone play with the little
longhorn?
He was too much of a bully!
May 06
Your Honor, it was an accident! I had to run into
the fence to keep from hitting the cow!
Was it a Jersey cow?
I don’t know, I didn’t see her license plate!
May 05
What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the
back
end of the cow?
A tail pail!
May 05
What is the definition of “derange”?
De place
where de cowboys ride!
May 05
What is the golden rule for cows?
Do unto
udders as you would have udders do to you!
May 05
What is the most
important use for cowhide?
To hold the cow together.
May 05
What magazine makes cows stampede to the
newsstand?
Cows-mopolitan!