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What newspaper do cows read?
The Daily Moos.

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What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a
cow?
Cowboom!

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What South American dance do cows like to do?

The Rump-a

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What two members of the cow family go everywhere
with you?
Your calves!

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What US state has the most cows?
Moosouri!

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What would you get if you crossed a cow with a
rabbit?
Hare in your milk!

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What would you hear at a cow concert?

Moo-sic!

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What’s a cow’s favorite moosical
note?
Beef-flat!

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What’s a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle?

A nerd herd!

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What’s a moo hoo for a cattle dinner?
Cow
chow!

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