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Why did the cowboy’s car stop?
It had Injun
(engine) trouble.

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What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a

school ?
The deputy head !

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If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three

days later leaves on Friday, how does he do it?
The horse’s
name is Friday!

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Q: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get
fired?

A: Because he couldn’t keep his calves together!

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What advice to cows
give?
Turn the udder
cheek and mooooove on!

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Where do cowboys cook their
meals?
On
the range.

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Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back

on the ranch about his
first visit to a big-city church. “When
I got there, they had me park
my
old truck in the corral,” Joe
began.
“You mean the parking lot,” interrupted Charlie, a more
worldly
fellow.
“I walked up the trail to the door,” Joe continued.

“The sidewalk to the door,” Charlie corrected him.
“Inside the
door, I was met by this dude,” Joe went on.
“That would be the
usher,” Charlie explained.
“Well, the usher led me down the chute,” Joe
said.
“You mean the aisle,” Charlie said.
“Then, he led me to a
stall and told me to sit there,” Joe continued.
“Pew,” Charlie
retorted.
“Yeah,” recalled Joe. “That’s what that pretty lady said
when I sat
down
beside her.”

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Who do zombie cowboys fight?
Deadskins.

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What did the cowboy maggot say when he went
into the
saloon bar?
Gimme a slug of whiskey.

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Who is in cowboy films and is always broke?

Skint Eastwood.

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