May 10
Why would someone in jail want to catch the
measles?
So he could break out.
May 10
Who was the world’s greatest thief
?
Atlas, because he held up the whole world !
May 10
Why do pens get sent to
prison ? To do
long sentences !
May 10
What was the parrot doing in prison ?
It
was a jail-bird !
May 10
Why are burglars such good tennis players
?
Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !
May 10
Who is the
biggest gangster in the sea
?
Al Caprawn !
May 10
What do you call a robbery in China ?
A
Chinese take away !
May 10
What do you call a mayfly with a criminal
tendencies ?
Baddy long legs !
May 10
What do you get if you cross a bunch of
flowers
with a burglar ?
Robbery with violets !
May 10
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a
prisoner ?
A Kong - vict !