May 09
A police officer was escorting a
prisoner
to jail when his hat blew off.
“Shall I run and get it for you?”
asked the prisoner obligingly.
“You must think I’m daft,” said the
officer.
“You stand here and I’ll get it.”
May 09
Why was the robber so secure?
He was a
safe robber.
May 09
Victim (to mugger): But my watch isn’t any
good, it only has sentimental value.
Mugger: That’s all right.
I’m sentimental.
May 09
Criminal: Why don’t you hire these twins for
the robbery, boss?
Criminal Boss: I’m afraid of a
double-cross.
May 09
Detective: Do you think
I should put on
the cuffs?
Criminal: Why? You look good in short sleeves.
May 09
Detective: How did you
get into
counterfeiting?
Criminal: I answered an ad that said, “Make money at
home.”
May 09
Detective: Why did you dump those vegetables
on my desk?
Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.
May 09
Policeman: Did you
know your vehicle was
reported stolen?
Criminal: It wasn’t when I took it.
May 09
A boy is in a prison cell with no windows and
no doors: there are no holes in the ceiling or trapdoors in the
floor,
yet in the morning the jailers find him gone. How did he get
out ?
Through the doorway - there were no doors remember !
May 09
‘It’s a pity
you’ve gone on hunger
strike,’ said the convict’s girlfriend on
visiting day. ‘Why ?’
‘I’ve put a file in your cake.’