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What did the
burglar say to the lady who
caught him stealing her silver?
I’m at your service, ma’am.

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How do bank robbers send messages?
By flee
mail!

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What hired killer never goes to jail?
The
exterminator.

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What kind of thief steals meat?
A
hamburglar.

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Who is the strongest thief?
A
shoplifter.

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If you crossed a gangster and a garbage man,
what would
you have?
Organised grime (crime).

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What diploma do criminals get?
The third
degree.

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What is the difference between a thief and a
church
bell?
One steals from the people, the other peals, from
the steeple.

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What kind of robbery is not dangerous?
A
safe robbery.

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What three letters in the alphabet frighten

criminals?
F.B.I.

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