May 12
Q. What do tired line dancers do?
A. They
Line Down 
May 12
My dance partner dumped me for my best
friend.
Why? Was he a better dancer?
Don’t know, I never met him.
May 12
What do cows like to line dance to ?
Any kind
of moosic you like !
May 12
Q. What’s the difference between a
line
dance instructor and a dentist?
A. A dentist lets you sit down while
he hurts you.
May 12
Q. How many line
dance instructors does it
take to change a light bulb?
A. Five!…Six!…Seven!…Eight!
May 11
What dance do you do when summer is
over?
Tango (tan go).
May 11
What is the difference between a dancer and a
duck?
One goes quick on her beautiful legs, the other goes quack on
her
beautiful legs.
May 11
Why did the little kid dance on the jar of
jam?
Because the top said, “Twist to open.”