May 11
What did the overweight
ballet dancer
perform ?
The dance of the sugar plump fairy !
May 11
What do you call someone who dances on cars
?
A morris dancer !
May 11
What do you get if you cross an insect and a
dance ?
A cricket ball !
May 11
I’ve been invited to an avoidance.
An
avoidance? What’s that?
It’s a dance for people who hate each
other.
May 11
How do you make a
tissue dance ?
Put a
little boogie in it !
May 11
Q. What is good for your soul but not your
soles?
A. Linedancing!
May 11
How do you see that a linedancer came from
Belgium
and not from the Netherlands?
He wears the cardboard box on
his boots.