May 11
An avid line dancing couple
go to the doctor
for a check up because they are having trouble
remembering anything
but, all the latest line dances. The doctor finds them in
excellent
health (of course), but suggests that writing things down may
help
their memories off the dance floor. That night the husband gets up
to go the kitchen and the wife asks for a dish of ice cream, suggesting
that maybe he write it down. He says “I don’t need to write it
down”
She says “Well I want Strawberries on it, so maybe you better
write it
down” “I don”t need to write it down” He says and walks off
in a
huff. Twenty minutes later he comes back with a plate of bacon
and eggs.
“I told you to write it down” she says, “You forgot my
toast”.
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May 11
Which dances do the burgers do best?
The
burger-loo and the char char!
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May 11
Why don’t dogs make good dancers ?
Because
they have two left feet !
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May 11
What do baby swans dance to ?
Cygnet-ure-tunes !
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May 11
What’s a vampire’s favorite dance?
The
Vaults.
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May 11
Why did the two knives go to the dance
together?
Because they both looked sharp!
written by Jokester
May 11
These two friends are about to go to
a club.
One of them has a wooden eye. He said ”If someone says
something
about my eye, i’m gonna snap.” They get there, and he asks a
girl to dance. She says, ”Would I?”
written by Jokester
May 11
Q. What do you call a line
dancer on a
cruise?
A. An Ocean “Liner”
written by Jokester
May 11
There was a dance teacher who talked of a very
old dance called the Politician. “All you have to do” she told her
class “is take three steps forward, two steps backward, then
side-step
side-step and turn around.”
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May 11
What is a frog’s favorite dance?
The Lindy
Hop.
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