May 12
What’s a zombie’s favorite pop song?
Dead sails in the sunset.
May 12
What do you find in a zombie’s veins?
Dead blood corpuscles.
May 12
Where do ghosts go for their holidays?
The Dead Sea.
May 12
First ghoul: You don’t look too well
today.
Second ghoul: No, I’m dead on my feet.
May 12
Did you hear about the man
who left
his job at the mortuary?
It was a dead end job.
May 12
Did you hear about the two men who were
cremated at the same time?
It was a dead heat.
May 12
If a man was born in England, raised in
America and died in Spain, what does that make him?
Dead.
May 12
Doctor, doctor, I feel dead from the
waist down.
I’ll arrange for you to be halfburied.
May 12
Waiter, waiter! There’s a
dead fly
in my soup.
Oh no! Who’s going to look after his family?
May 12
Why did the monster
take a dead man
for a drive in his car?
Because he was a car-case.