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While I was
waiting to see the dentist, a
woman came out of his inner office
smiling. Nodding to me, she
said, “Thank goodness my work is completed. I’m
so glad to have found
a painless dentist and one who’s so gentle and
understanding too.”
When seated in the dentist chair, I related the
incident to the
doctor. He laughed and explained, “Oh, that was just my
Mother.”

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“I came in to make an appointment with the
dentist.” said
the man to the receptionist.” “I’m sorry sir.” she
replied. “He’s
out right now, but…” “Thank you.” interrupted the
obviously
nervous prospective patient. “When will he be out again
?”

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Patient:
Doctor, I am very nervous. You
know, this is my first extraction.
Young dentist: Don’t worry, it’s
my first extraction too.

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Dentist: There goes the only woman I ever

loved.
Assistant: Why don’t you marry her?
Dentist: I can’t
afford to. She’s my best patient.

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Dentist: Just
let me finish and you will
be another man after these cosmetic
procedures.
Patient: Okay
doc, but don’t forget to send your bill to the other
man.

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Dentist to parsimonious patient “No, we give
no discount for empty
spaces when cleaning and polishing teeth Mrs.
Borde!”

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Young Charlie
to dentist’s sexy chariside
assistant “Aha ! Are you the lady
orthodontist ?”.
The lady
replied “No, but I’ll straighten anyone’s teeth “

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Young
lady to father “Daddy, when I grow
up shall I become a heart-doctor or
a tooth-doctor ”
“Dentist”
“Why father ?” “We have only one heart, but 32
teeth!”

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Patient to Dentist: “How much to get my teeth

straightened?”
“Twenty thousand bucks” Patient heads for the
door.
Dentist to patient: “Where are you going?”
“To a plastic
surgeon to get my mouth bent.”

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Patient: How much to
have this tooth
pulled?
Dentist: With pain $200 and without pain $100.

Patient:
Well, without pain it’s cheaper. Pull it WITHOUT pain.

Without
anesthesia neither anything, the dentist begins to extract the

tooth, when the patient outcry: Aaaahhhhhhhh !!!!!

Hey, WITH pain it
costs $200 !!!, replies the dentist.

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