May 16
What’s worse
than having your doctor tell
you that you have VD?
Having your dentist tell you.
May 16
A patient asked the dentist, if it
wasn’t
nasty to be all the day with the hands in someone’s mouth.
The
dentist answered “I just think of it as having my hands in their
wallet.”
May 16
Gerald: “Have you ever come across a man who,
at the
slightest touch, caused you to thrill and tremble in every
fiber of your
being?”
Mabel: “Yes, the dentist.”
May 16
believe that the members of the dental
profession are the only men who can tell a women to open or close her
mouth and
get away with it.
May 16
Patient:Do you extract teeth
painlessly?
Dentis: “Not always, the other day I nearly dislocated my
wrist
May 16
Papa, why is it that dentists call their
offices dental parlors?”
“Because they are drawing-rooms, my son.”
May 16
Pardon me for a moment,
please,” said the
dentist to the victim, “but before beginning this
work I must have
my drill.”
“Good heavens, man!” exclaimed the patient irritably.
“Can’t you
pull a tooth without a rehearsal?”
May 16
What to do you call an old dentist?
A bit
long in the tooth
May 16
A man went to his dentist because he feels
something wrong in his mouth.
The dentist examines him and says,
“that new upper plate I put in for
you six months ago is eroding.
What have you been eating?”
The man replies, “all I can think of is
that about four months ago my
wife made some asparagus and put some
stuff on it that was delicious
… Hollandaise sauce. I loved it so
much I now put it on everything —
meat, toast, fish, vegetables,
everything.”
“Well,” says the dentist, “that’s probably the problem.
Hollandaise
sauce is made with lots of lemon juice, which is highly
corrosive.
It’s eaten away your upper plate. I’ll make you a new
plate, and this
time use chrome.”
“Why chrome?” asks the
patient. To which the dentist replies, “It’s
simple. Everyone knows that
… there’s no plate like chrome for the
Hollandaise!”
May 16
Dentist: “You don’t need to open your mouth
any
wider. When I pull your tooth I expect to stand outside.”